Kits Gym

Today, this is one amazing day with my amazing mommy and our life in our amazing home.
When we awoke, I hugged my mommy with all of my might and then i got ready to go out side and play with some of my friends at the park.
Before I had put on my shoes, my mommys friend Larry called and my mommy started talking to him so i got onto the computer and started watching some national geographic and then I looked up cob houses and I found a whole bunch of really interesting houses!
Now my mommy is blending some great food up for us to eat while i type this blog.
After this, I'm going to walk my mommy halfway to kits gym and then I'm going to come home and upload some more videos.
Here is my amazing mommys YouTube channel www.youtube.com/lifeofagreatmommy

you will love it!

K.T.H.H.L.

e.o.t.u.

My Mommys Mommy

Today I am going to write about my amazing mommys mommy.

Thelma Townsend Marion died in A hospital bed.

My mommy still mourns her and will never get over her, not that she is supposed to.

I love my mommy with all of my heart and soul and I thank the world that she is always there for me, no matter what.

I love all of the incredible things and work that she does.

If i could fix any thing in my life, it would be to have the MCFD run away from us, like we were professional lawyers!

(or that I had a nuclear bomb on stand-by, just waiting ...)

That would be the life...!

I feel that My mommys life would be the best there could be if only her mom didn't die and she lived with us.

I Love You mommy!

K.T.H.H.L.

e.o.t.u.

Crack Train

Today I'm going to write about my Mommy and how she was hit by a cyclist yesterday.

Lets Start.

Yesterday my mommy and I awoke at 10:30.am and hugged.

Then we both ate our fruit salad... while my mommy was eating her strawberries and banana's, I asked her if I could go to the park to play and she said "Sure, why not?", and we both walked out to the side of the house,where my mommy was going to suntan for 1hr, while I walked to the park to play before we biking to the Income Tax office.

My mommy asked me to take her old Yellow bike and fill the tires up with air.

I took my Mommy's bike, walked it to the Esso station and filled the bike up with air, only to find out that her bike had a flat!!! Darn!

Anyways, I walked thbike home and told my mommy I was ready to leave for the park.
She said "Fantastic" and I ran off into the sunshine.

1hr later

When I arrived home, I was late by 15 mins and my Mommy was very upset because she thought that i didn't care about going for a bike ride with her...

I said to her that I love going for bike rides, and then we went down to the basement and I found out that my Bike had a flat and there was glass in it!

So I couldn't go with my Mommy on her bike ride.

Then My Mommy got soo upset because she thought that I had sabotaged my bike so that I wouldn't have to go on a bike ride with her!

Then My Mommy took off and left me without any keys.

Instead of going home, I went to the river 5 times, walking from my home to the river, and then I played with Charlie (my 8year old friend from #2)

for along time and then when it was close to 11:20pm my mommy came home and told me that she was hit by some crazy cyclist that was speeding what seemed like 90 mph, carrying 3 garbage bags of empty pop and beer cans that hit her in the head and knocked her down onto her left knee, onto the pavement.

After being hit and not being able to move her leg, she started crying and this really nice woman did some healing touch on her and healed her enough so that after 30 minutes, my Mommy had no bruising and could get off the ground.

Then she also paid for my Mommy's cab to get home

Ouch!

Anyways, when she told me this, I just hugged her and showed her that I love her with all my might.

We continued to put ice on the back of her knee and spread on Traumeel, to take away and bruising and swelling. My Mommy was in soo much pain.

She called Ken (her friend from the Marpole Community Centre) and told him what happened..

My Mommy thinks that the crazy cyclist must be one more addict who is trying to pay for his habit and doesn't see anything or anyone else in front of him.

I bet its true!

K.T.H.H.L.

e.o.t.u.

My Hair!!

Today My hair was cut, by 3 16year olds, in an ally way on my way to healthy and happy living - the new Organic store on Granville.
Any ways, when I was walking along the ally, a car drove by and then about 1 minute later, 3 teenagers surrounded me and restrained me, cutting my Hair.
Now my mommy Is soo upset and is crying because of what happened, boy did that ever suck!
My mommy also called the cops and they came by in a swat truck and asked a bunch of questions about what happened and about the people, so i told them and then my mommy was stopping a lot of random people and telling them not to walk in the alley-ways cuz there was a gang, then she stopped this RED head and started talking to her about The Agora (www.agoranews.com) and about how we where going to have a huge ceremony with beads and stuff in my hair.

Now my mommy just left and went to get food instead of me.
Its been 2hrs sense my mommy left to get food and now I'm wondering where she went!?!?
Now I'm going to download some videos onto youtube.

K.T.H.H.L.

e.o.t.u.

Blue Berry Jelly-o-Jam + Vancouver Under Cover fuzz :D

Today when I awoke at _______P.M, I did all that was needed of me and Then I went outside, played with some of my friends that I had left... (for people that want to know, having only 127 friends isn't allot for me +_+)
After I Played for 2hrs I came home and hugged my mommy that was super tired cuz she went to bed at 9:30a.m. and so I hugged her once more and we went out to the front lawn to talk.
When we were walking out the backdoor, my mommy crushed my left hand fingers in the door, so that's why I'mmm wrriittingg soo sllooww...
Then we got onto the front lawn and the Fuzz came by and asked us to let them in the building, so we did and then after they were inside, I walked around and then while I was walking, I was stopped by some Hot Dog lady asking me if I was alright and if I was feeling well, and I said I'm doing fine and asked her who she was and she told me that she was with the fuzz...
How strange is that?!
Then I came straight home and told my mommy what happened and she said that we have to leave soon, i agreed.
After that, I went down stairs to get charlie and draw with him. When he came up with me to our place, we drew and had some miso soup and then we went into the doomroom while my mommy was talking to out new landlady.
When Charlie left, I got onto the computer, downloaded videos onto www.youtube.com/lifeofagreatmommy.


The Blue Berry Jelly-0-Jam

2 cups of frozen blueberry's
1/2 cup of ice
1/2 peach
2 tlbs Honey

Blend until smooth and leave it in the fridge for up too 3hrs.

K.T.H.H.L.

e.o.t.u.

It Came from the Tree sir, The tree!

Today I was woken up by my mommy at 6:30a.m and she screamed to me - "There's a squirrel or something in the living room!"
So i got up and then I was like, I can't believe this, it must not be true!
Alas it was... when we walked into the living room, I heard a scuttle and then my mommy was like, "Agggghhh! L-look at it! What was that!?"
Then we ran around trying to find out what was making all of this sound... The my mommy turned around and looked at the mini tree next to the TV in horror! a Rat had climbed up the mini tree, dangled on the branch's hit the Tv and flopped back onto the floor, but not fast enough till we both screamed like the little children we really are and clutched at each other starring in horror at the rat that was now in our house, running around.
My mommy told me that she had gotten up 1hr earlier cuz she had heard a noise in the living room and thought that someone had come to rape us both!!!
But Infuriatingly, a rat had somehow either climbed in though the tree in our front lawn, our had come up from the heater, but my mommy thinks that it climbed up from the kitchen sink drain, popped out and began terrorizing my poor mommy.
What kind of sick rat would do that?!!?
Anyways, after we had barricaded our selves in with "The Agora" and mirrors, we called Antoni (my mommys x-boyfriend) and Sean (our land-lord - Slum-Lord) asking to help us in our desperate plead for help before the rat got us.
Then I got onto the computer and searched up Natural Ways To Kill Rats.
When my Mommy had calmed down, but was still scared like hell, she went to bed and now I'm supervising the Barricade and Typing down this blog.
I'm not afraid of any Rat's!
Agh! The Rat jump up off the ground from the living room and is flying through the air in a karate kick.
eeeeeegtttaaach! (super afraid scream)

K.T.H.H.L.

The Landlord vs an amazing mommy!

Today my mommy and I went out to the meeting room in our building, and talked to Sean (our landlord), Ryan (the gamer guy from downstairs -1#) and Maryanne (the single woman from downstairs-2#).


The group meeting started with a whole lot of talking, partly because my mommy was late by 40mins!


Anyways, My mommy was battered by Ryan and Marianne, who ran away after about 5 mins.


My mommy said it was Kangaroo Court.


After Marianne left, Sean said to my Mommy that she didn't want My Mommy or I seeing Charlie anymore, and my mommy said that she should just get a restraint order.


Then Ryan said to Sean, Mommy and I that my Mommy was bragging to our nextdoor friend from across the way named Bob that my mommy was saying that she didn't have to pay rent, cuz she contributed flowers!!!


HA!


Then My Mommy is totally angry and totally tearing them up!


Good for you, mommy! 333333333333333zillion cheers for her!


I love you amazing mommy!


That's not even all of it. It is soo stupid that this building is trying to get rid of us! Its not so easy.


Anyways, after Marianne left, Ryan pulled out a sign with Please Do (___) Disturb. The ''Not" was torn off. I thought it was pretty funny.


So Ryan asked if we knew anything about this and my Mommy said that we didn't do anything to the sign.


Then both Sean and Ryan said that they didn't ask if we did it, just if we knew anything, so my mommy then asked if this was a Detective Novel.


After, Ryan talked about my Mommy sun-bathing out in the front lawn, said that he didn't like it, and that my mommys music was horrid and he didn't like it that she played it for up too 6hrs! (we are always biking)


After my mommy left and went inside, i eves-dropped on Sean and Ryan talking downstairs about my mommy. Sean said to Ryan that he was going to see if he could ban everybody from the lawn.


Now my Mommy is talking to Antoni and I'm writing this blog.


This is how amazing out love is!

I LOVE YOU AMAZING MOMMY!!!!!

YOU ARE AN INCREDIBLE PERSON!

NO MATTER WHAT, YOU ARE ALWAYS THE BEST!

ALWAYS REMEMBER THE KINDNESS IN YOUR HEART!

K.T.H.H.L.

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e.o.t.u