Old Dog - Puppy Dog!

Yesterday, I made banana and cherry ice-dream. My Mommy loved it!

After we licked the bowl, our neighbor friend, L came home and introduced us to the cutest bone-skinny dog - ever. His name ... was "Comet". He is already 12 years old and on a raw diet. Just like me. Except, I started half a lifetime ago!

I asked L if I could take the dog for a walk around the block and maybe let my friends pet him. Nick, Jerry and Sapoll sat down and petted the dog while he lay drooling. The dog ... I mean!!!

After 5 minutes, a cat on a leash, was being taken for a walk by its owner. Then, 2 dogs began padding up the street, towards the cat. They started growling and suddenly ... a harsh wind blew the leaves off of the ground. The western cat hissed, "There isn't enough room on this sidewalk for the both of us!

T.H.H.L.

Out Of Hiding from The Not To Be Trusted Ministry Of Children and Families

Last week we had a raw lunch at Gorilla Food, with our new legal aid lawyer, Michael Bradshaw. My Mommy had an appointment with MCFD's lawyer; Robin Stuart and Marty Longstaff; the Ministry of Children and Families newest Social Worker on our never ending case. My Mommy showed up, even though she had hardly any sleep, from stress, and some food poisoning from unwashed tomatoes and onions from a neighbor's garden. Yummm... Our lawyer was seriously afraid that if my Mommy didn't go, even though she felt so sick, that they might just come to our house and apprehend me. I hid inside Chapters while my Mommy played their dirty game ...

I remember my scared and so courageous Mommy telling me how Micheal told her: "I trust Robin. But, I don't trust the minitsityr". Really gives us both a lotta hope. Nope! Which is why I am writing this blog. To protect myself and my dearest Mommy who goes through so much pain to deal with something that should never happen to any family, Mommy or 13 year old kid, who never asked for anything, except to be left alone to live in Peace ( like the sign we post on our front door ) with my AMAZING MOMMY!

It was nice of Michael to treat us to  a rawk'n lunch. He is so kind and we had a lot of fun. He even brought his bike. Later, my Mommy said that he told her: " Well, you and Kaelin are certainly very interesting and lovable". So, why doesn't MCFD stop harassing us like they have since I was in the womb ... 13 1/2 years ago. Is this the life a 13 year old kid wants? No! How would they like their own lives to be stuck under a microscope? That would really be scary!!!!

We are living in fear and no one should ever have to go through this pain and hurt, when all they want to do is live their rawsome life and love their AMAZING MOMMY!

Marvelous Mother’s Meal

On Mothers Day, I made a Mothers Day meal for my Mommy. A bunch of dates and all sorts of neat stuff; vanilla bean, young baby thai coconut, coconut butter, and best of all …. cocoa nibs! Using our fancy red Vitamixer, we whirled up a concoction of tastiness. When I poured the magical mixture into two glasses, I layered banana’s and chocolate nibs in between the layers of love.

I gave my marvelous Mommy a fancy wine glass filled with her yummy gift. Excitedly, she said, “This is incredible! We should make these delicious drinks more often”. I agree. Wonder what I will make her for Fathers Day?

T.H.H.L.

P.S.

Yesterday, my Mommy bought me a beautiful badminton set. Now, all I need are 3 unsuspicious players …

The Pooping Butterfly

Today I saw a Monarch butterfly... POOP in mid-air. AMAZING! The winged wonder flew past my Mommy and  pooped on a bush. Earlier my Mommy saw a another Butterfly,  and it lightly brushed her leg. It didn't get the chance to do a good comb, though. She then giggled (which is not like her at all)!

Sitting in the burned-out grass, I wrote my affirmations ( 15o every day ). It's so much fun writing, because I get to say whatever I want! After The Poop Incident, my friend, Jerry biked by and asked, 'Kaelin, Can you play?' I answered, "Guess so. " My bicycling buddy replied, "Yaaaayyyyy-uff...!" Sort of a mix between dog and human.  I jumped onto the back of my friend's bike and we rode off into the sunset. We lived happily ever after... Nagh, we just sped off to the park to play with my other friends; Jerry Y (aka: Roundy), Michael (aka: Mith), Jerry (aka: Buck-tooth), and Me (aka: Kay-Gay - not my fave). My pals also noticed that I was wearing another one of my newly hand-painted t-shirt, and they exclaimed, "Wooow!"

My Mommy just came back from the gym and we just might watch "Slumdog Millionaire". Hope so!

Flying off now, to go poo with the butterflies ...

T.H.H.L.

P.S. 

Right now I'm listening to "16 Tons" by Johnny Cash. He's amazing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boXa8c6OuRQ

Birds Of A Feather Flock Together - Saving Crow

Today my friends led me to their place to show me a baby crow that had a broken wing.

I decided to help. I asked my friends to get a crate for me. The kids came back with a big, yellow plastic box. I filled our new cage with leaves that littered the ground. I was really doing the environment a good deed! I took out a little cup thingy that I had in my pocket, that was supposed to be a wallet, if I found any money. Anyway, I filled it with water, put it in the little crate, and all of my friends CROW-ded around me trying to get a better look. One of the boys in the CROWd tried to pick up the injured bird, so  I warned, "DON'T EAT IT!" His reply was, "I'd  flambe it. But I'm not much for crows.."We all laughed. 

Soon, a girl named Paige came over and said "Well, its really calm around you, Kaelin. I've never seen anything like this, before". Later, we brought Ralph over to our place for the night. All-of-a-sudden, Paige became more persistent. 'He needs some popsicle sticks. Do you have needles? What kind of place is this, anyway?" is all I heard. She took the bird away from me and pronounced, "My mothers a vet. She has more knowledge than you!" I said,  "I'd like to take care of it for one night and see what happens". Then, she exclaimed, 'It's in shock! It needs help. It's gonna die!' So she took it away. I wish I had kept it...

The lesson I learned was to listen to your self and if it doesn't feel right, don't do it!

P.S.

I started out my day, re-reading "Sean Covey's: " 7 Habits Of The Pro-active Teen". One habit he forgot to mention:  Always Speak Your Voice!

P.P.S.

As I "Thank You" for looking after one of Goddess' creatures, my Mommy suggested I prepare my rawsome specialty: "Sweet Balls". Sort of like "meat balls", except I create my healthy dessert, using  rinsed pecans, blended with dates, raw chocolate nibs and vanilla bean. Organic, vegan, and filled with natural energy. Maybe you will get to try one, someday. Hope so!

The 3 W's .... Pedophile Alert!

"Some 89,000 children in the U.S. were Sexually Abused in 2002, according to one study.

Statistics indicate that the majority of women who have been raped know their assailant. A 1998 National Violence Against Women Survey revealed that among those women who reported being raped, 76% were victimized by a current or former husband, live-in partner, or date (Tjaden and Thoennes, 1998). Also, a Bureau of Justice Statistics study found that nearly 9 out of 10 rape or sexual assault victimizations involved a single offender with whom the victim had a prior relationship as a family member, intimate, or acquaintance (Greenfeld, 1997).

Please read "Abnormal Attraction" - page 76 of June 2009 Scientific  American Mind. The reason I am fascinated by this issue is because a middle aged guy followed me, the other day. For 1/2 hours I was so scared that I was going to be caught and... I was supposed to meet my Mommy at the gym, early in the evening, to go for a walk and buy groceries. Instead, I ran from the park to an Indian restaurant, where I finally managed to escape. I wonder if he lives in this neighborhood? He must have seen me playing with my friends. I hope I never see his ugly face, again!

I am posting this picture of another guy, of one of two males who came into our building, looked around, and then left. The other day, right after I woke up, I decided to go to the living-room to look outside. That is when I saw a fat, older guy, with a tattoo on his arm, and an earring. I ran back to my bedroom, grabbed my camera, and took a photo of him to show my Mommy.  She was impressed that I managed to take a picture of one more strange guy that just happens to be mysteriously showing up. My Mommy told me, " I am so proud of you". 

There's another known pedophile, living nearby. He travels around in a wheelchair, but he can really walk. I know this because our single Mother friend told us, after her son was sexually abused in a washroom by him, at the age of 4! The police were called, but nothing ever happened with the case. Since then, the kid, who its now 6, has been abused a few more times, by different men. Strange how you never hear or read about women being sexual deviants? Maybe they are too busy being raped. 

My Mommy said, " It's what I wasn't told that hurt me. Not what I was told!" Everybody should talk to their children and warn them about pedophiles. Who knows? Almost always, its someone that you know... I'll call my study: The 3 W's - Watching, Waiting, and Wanting! 

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Don't wait. Talk to your children, NOW. Before it's too late ....

T.H.H.L.

Put The Lime In The Coconut

Banana's and Strawberries. Strawberries and Banana's. The two taste so good together, in the sun. Baking hot, on a June 5th heat-wave. What a way to start the day!

This picture is of me having a great time, slowly cherishing every bite. This reminds me of the forbidden deathly hazard: "The Banana Split". Let me tell you why this is a deadly hazard to your health. You will be split in half. Like a banana. And, eaten by a customer at Dairy Queen!!!

Now, if you eat a regular organic Banana, you will become taller. And, if you eat Strawberries, your complexion shall become rosier. Mango makes you fat. Avocadoes make you small. Coconut's make your head rock hard, like mine. Be sure and eat a lot of baby Coconuts. Your head will smell a lot like a baby's. 

Pinapple's make your hair a lot spikier. Who needs hair gel?  And if you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up, you get a better attitude. See ya later, Alligator's. 

Warning: Eating cooked food will make your head explode. Not to mention your belly!

T.H.H.L

Wactch This...! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ya3ExCqGOs