Friday, August 27, 2010

My Hair!!

Today My hair was cut, by 3 16year olds, in an ally way on my way to healthy and happy living - the new Organic store on Granville.
Any ways, when I was walking along the ally, a car drove by and then about 1 minute later, 3 teenagers surrounded me and restrained me, cutting my Hair.
Now my mommy Is soo upset and is crying because of what happened, boy did that ever suck!
My mommy also called the cops and they came by in a swat truck and asked a bunch of questions about what happened and about the people, so i told them and then my mommy was stopping a lot of random people and telling them not to walk in the alley-ways cuz there was a gang, then she stopped this RED head and started talking to her about The Agora (www.agoranews.com) and about how we where going to have a huge ceremony with beads and stuff in my hair.

Now my mommy just left and went to get food instead of me.
Its been 2hrs sense my mommy left to get food and now I'm wondering where she went!?!?
Now I'm going to download some videos onto youtube.

K.T.H.H.L.

e.o.t.u.

Thursday, August 26, 2010

Blue Berry Jelly-o-Jam + Vancouver Under Cover fuzz :D

Today when I awoke at _______P.M, I did all that was needed of me and Then I went outside, played with some of my friends that I had left... (for people that want to know, having only 127 friends isn't allot for me +_+)
After I Played for 2hrs I came home and hugged my mommy that was super tired cuz she went to bed at 9:30a.m. and so I hugged her once more and we went out to the front lawn to talk.
When we were walking out the backdoor, my mommy crushed my left hand fingers in the door, so that's why I'mmm wrriittingg soo sllooww...
Then we got onto the front lawn and the Fuzz came by and asked us to let them in the building, so we did and then after they were inside, I walked around and then while I was walking, I was stopped by some Hot Dog lady asking me if I was alright and if I was feeling well, and I said I'm doing fine and asked her who she was and she told me that she was with the fuzz...
How strange is that?!
Then I came straight home and told my mommy what happened and she said that we have to leave soon, i agreed.
After that, I went down stairs to get charlie and draw with him. When he came up with me to our place, we drew and had some miso soup and then we went into the doomroom while my mommy was talking to out new landlady.
When Charlie left, I got onto the computer, downloaded videos onto www.youtube.com/lifeofagreatmommy.


The Blue Berry Jelly-0-Jam

2 cups of frozen blueberry's
1/2 cup of ice
1/2 peach
2 tlbs Honey

Blend until smooth and leave it in the fridge for up too 3hrs.

K.T.H.H.L.

e.o.t.u.

Saturday, August 14, 2010

It Came from the Tree sir, The tree!

Today I was woken up by my mommy at 6:30a.m and she screamed to me - "There's a squirrel or something in the living room!"
So i got up and then I was like, I can't believe this, it must not be true!
Alas it was... when we walked into the living room, I heard a scuttle and then my mommy was like, "Agggghhh! L-look at it! What was that!?"
Then we ran around trying to find out what was making all of this sound... The my mommy turned around and looked at the mini tree next to the TV in horror! a Rat had climbed up the mini tree, dangled on the branch's hit the Tv and flopped back onto the floor, but not fast enough till we both screamed like the little children we really are and clutched at each other starring in horror at the rat that was now in our house, running around.
My mommy told me that she had gotten up 1hr earlier cuz she had heard a noise in the living room and thought that someone had come to rape us both!!!
But Infuriatingly, a rat had somehow either climbed in though the tree in our front lawn, our had come up from the heater, but my mommy thinks that it climbed up from the kitchen sink drain, popped out and began terrorizing my poor mommy.
What kind of sick rat would do that?!!?
Anyways, after we had barricaded our selves in with "The Agora" and mirrors, we called Antoni (my mommys x-boyfriend) and Sean (our land-lord - Slum-Lord) asking to help us in our desperate plead for help before the rat got us.
Then I got onto the computer and searched up Natural Ways To Kill Rats.
When my Mommy had calmed down, but was still scared like hell, she went to bed and now I'm supervising the Barricade and Typing down this blog.
I'm not afraid of any Rat's!
Agh! The Rat jump up off the ground from the living room and is flying through the air in a karate kick.
eeeeeegtttaaach! (super afraid scream)

K.T.H.H.L.