Saturday, August 14, 2010

It Came from the Tree sir, The tree!

Today I was woken up by my mommy at 6:30a.m and she screamed to me - "There's a squirrel or something in the living room!"
So i got up and then I was like, I can't believe this, it must not be true!
Alas it was... when we walked into the living room, I heard a scuttle and then my mommy was like, "Agggghhh! L-look at it! What was that!?"
Then we ran around trying to find out what was making all of this sound... The my mommy turned around and looked at the mini tree next to the TV in horror! a Rat had climbed up the mini tree, dangled on the branch's hit the Tv and flopped back onto the floor, but not fast enough till we both screamed like the little children we really are and clutched at each other starring in horror at the rat that was now in our house, running around.
My mommy told me that she had gotten up 1hr earlier cuz she had heard a noise in the living room and thought that someone had come to rape us both!!!
But Infuriatingly, a rat had somehow either climbed in though the tree in our front lawn, our had come up from the heater, but my mommy thinks that it climbed up from the kitchen sink drain, popped out and began terrorizing my poor mommy.
What kind of sick rat would do that?!!?
Anyways, after we had barricaded our selves in with "The Agora" and mirrors, we called Antoni (my mommys x-boyfriend) and Sean (our land-lord - Slum-Lord) asking to help us in our desperate plead for help before the rat got us.
Then I got onto the computer and searched up Natural Ways To Kill Rats.
When my Mommy had calmed down, but was still scared like hell, she went to bed and now I'm supervising the Barricade and Typing down this blog.
I'm not afraid of any Rat's!
Agh! The Rat jump up off the ground from the living room and is flying through the air in a karate kick.
eeeeeegtttaaach! (super afraid scream)


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