Saturday, June 20, 2009

Marvelous Mother’s Meal



On Mothers Day, I made a Mothers Day meal for my Mommy. A bunch of dates and all sorts of neat stuff; vanilla bean, young baby thai coconut, coconut butter, and best of all …. cocoa nibs! Using our fancy red Vitamixer, we whirled up a concoction of tastiness. When I poured the magical mixture into two glasses, I layered banana’s and chocolate nibs in between the layers of love.



I gave my marvelous Mommy a fancy wine glass filled with her yummy gift. Excitedly, she said, “This is incredible! We should make these delicious drinks more often”. I agree. Wonder what I will make her for Fathers Day?



T.H.H.L.



P.S.



Yesterday, my Mommy bought me a beautiful badminton set. Now, all I need are 3 unsuspicious players …


Saturday, June 13, 2009

The Pooping Butterfly



Today I saw a Monarch butterfly... POOP in mid-air. AMAZING! The winged wonder flew past my Mommy and  pooped on a bush. Earlier my Mommy saw a another Butterfly,  and it lightly brushed her leg. It didn't get the chance to do a good comb, though. She then giggled (which is not like her at all)!

Sitting in the burned-out grass, I wrote my affirmations ( 15o every day ). It's so much fun writing, because I get to say whatever I want! After The Poop Incident, my friend, Jerry biked by and asked, 'Kaelin, Can you play?' I answered, "Guess so. " My bicycling buddy replied, "Yaaaayyyyy-uff...!" Sort of a mix between dog and human.  I jumped onto the back of my friend's bike and we rode off into the sunset. We lived happily ever after... Nagh, we just sped off to the park to play with my other friends; Jerry Y (aka: Roundy), Michael (aka: Mith), Jerry (aka: Buck-tooth), and Me (aka: Kay-Gay - not my fave). My pals also noticed that I was wearing another one of my newly hand-painted t-shirt, and they exclaimed, "Wooow!"
My Mommy just came back from the gym and we just might watch "Slumdog Millionaire". Hope so!

Flying off now, to go poo with the butterflies ...


T.H.H.L.

P.S. 

Right now I'm listening to "16 Tons" by Johnny Cash. He's amazing!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boXa8c6OuRQ

Monday, June 8, 2009

Birds Of A Feather Flock Together - Saving Crow







Today my friends led me to their place to show me a baby crow that had a broken wing.
I decided to help. I asked my friends to get a crate for me. The kids came back with a big, yellow plastic box. I filled our new cage with leaves that littered the ground. I was really doing the environment a good deed! I took out a little cup thingy that I had in my pocket, that was supposed to be a wallet, if I found any money. Anyway, I filled it with water, put it in the little crate, and all of my friends CROW-ded around me trying to get a better look. One of the boys in the CROWd tried to pick up the injured bird, so  I warned, "DON'T EAT IT!" His reply was, "I'd  flambe it. But I'm not much for crows.."We all laughed. 



Soon, a girl named Paige came over and said "Well, its really calm around you, Kaelin. I've never seen anything like this, before". Later, we brought Ralph over to our place for the night. All-of-a-sudden, Paige became more persistent. 'He needs some popsicle sticks. Do you have needles? What kind of place is this, anyway?" is all I heard. She took the bird away from me and pronounced, "My mothers a vet. She has more knowledge than you!" I said,  "I'd like to take care of it for one night and see what happens". Then, she exclaimed, 'It's in shock! It needs help. It's gonna die!' So she took it away. I wish I had kept it...

The lesson I learned was to listen to your self and if it doesn't feel right, don't do it!

P.S.

I started out my day, re-reading "Sean Covey's: " 7 Habits Of The Pro-active Teen". One habit he forgot to mention:  Always Speak Your Voice!

P.P.S.

As I "Thank You" for looking after one of Goddess' creatures, my Mommy suggested I prepare my rawsome specialty: "Sweet Balls". Sort of like "meat balls", except I create my healthy dessert, using  rinsed pecans, blended with dates, raw chocolate nibs and vanilla bean. Organic, vegan, and filled with natural energy. Maybe you will get to try one, someday. Hope so!

The 3 W's .... Pedophile Alert!


"Some 89,000 children in the U.S. were Sexually Abused in 2002, according to one study.
Statistics indicate that the majority of women who have been raped know their assailant. A 1998 National Violence Against Women Survey revealed that among those women who reported being raped, 76% were victimized by a current or former husband, live-in partner, or date (Tjaden and Thoennes, 1998). Also, a Bureau of Justice Statistics study found that nearly 9 out of 10 rape or sexual assault victimizations involved a single offender with whom the victim had a prior relationship as a family member, intimate, or acquaintance (Greenfeld, 1997).



Please read "Abnormal Attraction" - page 76 of June 2009 Scientific  American Mind. The reason I am fascinated by this issue is because a middle aged guy followed me, the other day. For 1/2 hours I was so scared that I was going to be caught and... I was supposed to meet my Mommy at the gym, early in the evening, to go for a walk and buy groceries. Instead, I ran from the park to an Indian restaurant, where I finally managed to escape. I wonder if he lives in this neighborhood? He must have seen me playing with my friends. I hope I never see his ugly face, again!

I am posting this picture of another guy, of one of two males who came into our building, looked around, and then left. The other day, right after I woke up, I decided to go to the living-room to look outside. That is when I saw a fat, older guy, with a tattoo on his arm, and an earring. I ran back to my bedroom, grabbed my camera, and took a photo of him to show my Mommy.  She was impressed that I managed to take a picture of one more strange guy that just happens to be mysteriously showing up. My Mommy told me, " I am so proud of you". 

There's another known pedophile, living nearby. He travels around in a wheelchair, but he can really walk. I know this because our single Mother friend told us, after her son was sexually abused in a washroom by him, at the age of 4! The police were called, but nothing ever happened with the case. Since then, the kid, who its now 6, has been abused a few more times, by different men. Strange how you never hear or read about women being sexual deviants? Maybe they are too busy being raped. 

My Mommy said, " It's what I wasn't told that hurt me. Not what I was told!" Everybody should talk to their children and warn them about pedophiles. Who knows? Almost always, its someone that you know... I'll call my study: The 3 W's - Watching, Waiting, and Wanting! 
Don't wait. Talk to your children, NOW. Before it's too late ....


T.H.H.L.




Saturday, June 6, 2009

Put The Lime In The Coconut


Banana's and Strawberries. Strawberries and Banana's. The two taste so good together, in the sun. Baking hot, on a June 5th heat-wave. What a way to start the day!

This picture is of me having a great time, slowly cherishing every bite. This reminds me of the forbidden deathly hazard: "The Banana Split". Let me tell you why this is a deadly hazard to your health. You will be split in half. Like a banana. And, eaten by a customer at Dairy Queen!!!

Now, if you eat a regular organic Banana, you will become taller. And, if you eat Strawberries, your complexion shall become rosier. Mango makes you fat. Avocadoes make you small. Coconut's make your head rock hard, like mine. Be sure and eat a lot of baby Coconuts. Your head will smell a lot like a baby's. 

Pinapple's make your hair a lot spikier. Who needs hair gel?  And if you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up, you get a better attitude. See ya later, Alligator's. 

Warning: Eating cooked food will make your head explode. Not to mention your belly!


T.H.H.L


Wactch This...! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ya3ExCqGOs

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Blazing Bubbles


Today my mommy and I went outside to sunbathe in the sun. I played with my bubbles... ^.^ Blew them out of this world! They looked amazing in the sunlight. My mommy took so many photos  ...  Well, only 2 turned out, because I ran out of memory. Not me ... The camera!

My mommy went to the gym and I went back outside to play with my friends at the park. Boy, is it fun playing grounders! All of my pals pass me cuz I'm soooo quiet. Once I was trapped in a corner and then... I ducked down, and made some noise. They went down to catch me. Then I jumped up onto the rail and ran ... Holy, did my friends laugh a lot!

My mommy just came back from the gym and as I was bringing her bike up the stairs, our old landlord called. For some reason he sounded like he was drinking.. He was asking for money. People want a lot from my mommy. Maybe they should all bring flowers!

Right now I'm listening to a new fave song; "Sixteen Tones." My mommy tells me she watched Lorne Greene on TV, starring in Bonanza, every week, when she was a kid. My mommy is blown away to find out he is also a singer. She loves his deep, strong voice. So do I!

Here's a pic of me blowing bubbles in the sun!



T.H.H.L