Saturday, June 6, 2009

Put The Lime In The Coconut

Banana's and Strawberries. Strawberries and Banana's. The two taste so good together, in the sun. Baking hot, on a June 5th heat-wave. What a way to start the day!

This picture is of me having a great time, slowly cherishing every bite. This reminds me of the forbidden deathly hazard: "The Banana Split". Let me tell you why this is a deadly hazard to your health. You will be split in half. Like a banana. And, eaten by a customer at Dairy Queen!!!

Now, if you eat a regular organic Banana, you will become taller. And, if you eat Strawberries, your complexion shall become rosier. Mango makes you fat. Avocadoes make you small. Coconut's make your head rock hard, like mine. Be sure and eat a lot of baby Coconuts. Your head will smell a lot like a baby's. 

Pinapple's make your hair a lot spikier. Who needs hair gel?  And if you put the lime in the coconut and drink it all up, you get a better attitude. See ya later, Alligator's. 

Warning: Eating cooked food will make your head explode. Not to mention your belly!


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